Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? If you were driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, and when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Why are houses called apartments when they're all stuck together? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Have you noticed that nostalgia isn't what it used to be?