From john.lasby@amd.com Tue Oct 13 14:12:46 1998
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 14:04:16 -0500
From: John Lasby <john.lasby@amd.com>
To: clarke@ses.com
Subject: FW: TRICK OR TREAT

>     TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
> 
> 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
> 
> 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
> 
> 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
> 
> 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
> 
> 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
>    because you are.
> 
> 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
> 
> 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
> 
> 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
> 
> 2) Less guilt the morning after.
> 
> 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.