Subject: Different TOP 10 deals.. (fwd)

 THIS IS THE 10 REJECTION LIINES GIVEN BY WOMEN [and what they actually
mean......]

 10. I think of you as a brother.  [You remind me of that inbred
     banjo-playing geek in  "Deliverance."]

 9. There's a slight difference in our ages.  [I don't want to do my dad.]

 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.  [You are the ugliest dork I've
    ever laid eyes upon.]

 7. My life is too complicated right now.  [I don't want you spending they
    whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys
    I'm seeing.]

 6. I've got a boyfriend.  [I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben
    and Jerry's.]

 5. I don't date men where I work.  [I wouldn't date you if you were in the
    same solar system, much less the same building.]

 4. It's not you, it's me.  [It's you.]

 3. I'm concentrating on my career.  [Even something as boring and
    unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.]

 2. I'm celibate.  [. . . . as far as you're concerned.]

 1. Let's be friends.  [I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
    excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.
    It's that male perspective thing.]


 TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN [and what they actually mean. . .]

10. I think of you as a sister.  [You're ugly.]
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.  [You're ugly.]
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.  [You're ugly.]
7. My life is too complicated right now.  [You're ugly.]
6. I've got a girlfriend.  [You're ugly.]
5. I don't date women where I work.  [You're ugly.]
4. It's not you, it's me.  [You're ugly.]
3. I'm concentrating on my career.  [You're ugly.]
2. I'm celibate.  [You're ugly.]
1. Let's be friends.  [You're sinfully ugly.]


 THE TOP 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD NEVER SAY:

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mutherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right.
7. Her tits are just way too big.
6. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages, lets go shopping and I'll hold
   your purse.
2. Fuck Monday night football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we're lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.

 THE TOP 10 THINGS A WOMEN WOULD NEVER SAY:

10. Could our relationship be more physical, I'm tired of being just
    friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up, it's easier for me to douche
   that way.
8. I think hairy butts are sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are
   just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches.
2. Does this outfit make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right.