Subject: Humor - Golf Confession


A man goes to the confessional.  "Forgive me father, for I have
sinned."

"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asked.

"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and
I feel absolutely terrible."

"When did you use this 'language'?" asked the priest.

 "I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line and fell straight
down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Father," says the man. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes
and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the Father again.

"Well, no." says the man. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an
eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and
flew away!"

"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the amazed Priest.

"No, not yet," the man replied. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away
in his claws, it flew towards the green.  And as it passed over a bit of
forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asks the now impatient Priest.

"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some
bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the
green and stopped within six inches of the hole."

The Priest sighs, "You missed the God Damn putt, didn't you?"