This come from an office in the Texas state government and is included for those who have never seen this before. I take responsibility only for the typing, not the content. THE PLAN In the beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions, And the assumptions were without form. Atnd the plan was completely without subsatance. And the darkness was upon the face of the workers. And they spoke amongst themselves, saving: "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh." And the workers went unto their supervisors, and sayeth: "It is a pail of dung, and none can abide the odor thereof." And the supervisors went unto their managers, And sayeth unto them: "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, Such that none can abide it." And the managers went unto the directors and sayeth: "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none can abide its strength." And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another: "It contains that which aides plant growth, and is very strong" And the dirctors went unto the vice presidents, and sayeth to them: "It promotes growth, and is very powerful." And the vice presidents went unto the president, and sayeth unto him: "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency Of this company, and certain areas in particular." And the president looked on the plan, and saw that it was good And the plan became policy. And this is how shit happens.