>[From a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend] > > --------------------------- --------------------------- > Drug dealers Software developers > --------------------------- --------------------------- > > Refer to their clients Refer to their clients > as "users". as "users". > > "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." > > Have important South-East Have important South-East > Asian connections Asian connections > (to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code). > > Strange jargon: Strange jargon: > "Stick," "Rock," "SCSI," "RTFM," > "Dime bag," "E". "Java," "ISDN". > > Realize that there's Realize that there's > tons of cash in the tons of cash in the > 14- to 25-year-old 14- to 25-year-old > market. market. > > Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by > industry's producing industry's producing > newer, more potent mixes. newer, faster machines. > > Often seen in the company Often seen in the company of > of pimps and hustlers. marketing people and venture > capitalists. > > Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. > unhealthy addictions. 'Nuff said. > > Do your job well, and Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! > you can sleep with > sexy movie stars who > depend on you. > >-- >Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. >Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. >If you don't need an auto-reply, submit to rhf@clari.net instead. >For the full submission guidelines, see http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/