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> Things You Wouldn't Hear a Southerner Say
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> We don't keep firearms in this house.
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> Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
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> You can't feed that to the dog.
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> I thought Graceland was tacky.
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> No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
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> Wrasslin's fake.
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> Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
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> We're vegetarians.
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> Do you think my hair is too big?
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> I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
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> Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?
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> Who's Richard Petty?
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> Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
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> Deer heads detract from the decor.
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> Spitting is such a nasty habit.
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> I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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> Trim the fat off that steak.
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> Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
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> The tires on that truck are too big.
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> I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
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> I've got it all on a floppy disk.
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> Unsweetened tea tastes better.
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> Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
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> My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
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> I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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> Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
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> Checkmate.
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> She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
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> Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
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> Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
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> I don't have a favorite college team.
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> I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
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> Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
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> Elvis who?
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