From zink@ses.com Thu Jun 4 16:49:22 1998 Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 13:54:22 -0500 (CDT) From: Ken Zink To: Allen Moody , Angela Zink , Bruce Wellborn , Catherine Rearick , Chuck Williams , David Quinn , Doug Cooper , Jean Ott , Jeff Zink , Karen Sem <76061.3567@COMPUSERVE.COM>, Lori Glaze , Mark Willis , Mary Quinn , Milton Zapolski , Richard Birke , Sandra Zink , Sissy Talbot , Steve Ott , Szifra Birke , Terry Glaze Cc: SES Humor -- Allan Clarke , Ida Jeppesen , James Stojanik , Joe Heiser , John Burton , Nina Lauderdale , Rick Alan , Yevette Thornton Subject: Humor - Priest goes fishing >A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks >around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat. The >fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for >a couple of hours. > >The priest agrees. > >The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before, to which the >priest says no. He baits the hook for him and says, "Give it a shot >father". > >After a few minutes, the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it >in the boat. > >The fisherman says "Whoa, what a big sonofabitch!" >Priest: "Uh, please sir, can you mind your language?" > Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father, but that's what this >fish is called - a sonofabitch!" > >Priest: "Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know." >After the trip, the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the >bishop. > >Priest: "Look at this big sonofabitch!" >Bishop: "Please, mind your language, this is a house of God." >Priest: "No, you don't understand - that's what this fish is called, and >I caught it. I caught this sonofabitch!" > >Bishop: "Hmmm. You know, I could clean this sonofabitch and we could >have it for dinner." >So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it, and brings it to the head >mother. > >Bishop: "Could you cook this sonofabitch for dinner tonight?" >Head Mother: "My lord, what language!" >Bishop: "No, sister, that's what the fish is called - a sonofabitch! >Father caught it, I cleaned it, and we'd like you to cook it." > >Head Mother: "Hmmm. Yes, I'll cook that sonofabitch tonight." > >Well, the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them, and they all >think the fish is great. He asks where they got it. > >Priest: "I caught the sonofabitch!" >Bishop: "And I cleaned the sonofabitch!" >Head Mother: "And I cooked the sonofabitch!" > >The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze, but then takes >off his hat, puts his feet up on the table, and says, "You know, you >fuckers are alright."