The Missionary: > > > > A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and > > > goes to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, > > > teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways > > > of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the > > > evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or > > > fornication!! > > > > > > One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives > > > birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief > > > is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. "You > > > have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black > > > woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white > > > man who has ever set foot in our village. Even Stevie > > > Wonder could see what s been going on!" > > > > > > The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are > > > mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - > > > what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a > > > field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black > > > one. Nature does this on occasion." > > > > > > The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, > > > you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say > > > anything about the white baby."