In article you write: >***** >A snippet spotted in Pilot Magazine and entered in Bike Magazine: > >The article was entitled "In a hurry are we, sir?" ( British Police Wit). > >Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the >Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in >apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly >locked-up completely with an unexpected reading of well over 300 mph. >The mystery was explained seconds later as a low flying Harrier >hurtled over their heads. The boys in blue, upset at the damage to >their radar gun, put in a complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat >chastened when the RAF pointed out that the damage might well have >been more severe. The Harrier's target-seeker had locked on to >the'enemy' radar and triggered an automatic retaliatory air-to-surface >missile attack. Luckily(?) the Harrier was operating unarmed. ***** > >Gee Officer, sorry about your patrol car........ >*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** > >Passed from Al Powell to the Z-car Mailing List and thence to me by a >friend. > >-- >Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. > >This newsgroup is sponsored by ClariNet Communications Corp. Read about >The Internet Joke Book -- the best of RHF at http://www.clari.net/inetjoke.html