Subject: Truck driver & Priest (forwards deleted) >Subject: Truck driver & Priest > >A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would >see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a >lawyer >walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be >a >loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back onto the road. One day, as >the truck driver >was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do >a >good turn and pulled the truck over. > >He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" >"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. >"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The >happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver >continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer >walking >down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he >remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last >minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even >though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud >"THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his >mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and >said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." >"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!" >