From John.Lasby@amd.com Fri Nov 15 12:16:29 1996 Date: Fri, 15 Nov 1996 10:58:36 CST From: John Lasby To: clarke@ses.com Subject: The pharmacist (fwd) > > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner > > >with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces > > >that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first > > >time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so > > >he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. > > > > > >The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy > > >everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, > > >the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a > > >3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack > > >because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and > > >all. > > > > > >That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his > > >girlfriend at the door. > > > > > >"Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy > > >goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents > > >are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. > > > > > >A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head > > >down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, > > >after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over > > >and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this > > >religious." > > > > > >The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a > > >pharmacist!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >