> A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the > sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. > > As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you > going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" > > The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it > up!" > > The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition > for panda: > > "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by > distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves".