> > Subject: Olympic Torch Top 15 > > The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route > > > 15> Forward progress hampered by slow moving white Bronco. > > 14> Torch commandeered in Waco by over-zealous ATF agents. > > 13> One *really* pissed off Smokey the Bear. > > 12> Budget cuts cause torch to be replaced by less-than-dependable > Bic lighter. > > 11> Difficulty getting melted marshmellows off torch after "s'mores" > party got out of hand. > > 10> Running 7 miles before realizing the torch is still on top of > the urinal at the last rest stop. > > 9> First-degree burns to runners unfamiliar with how to "receive > the baton." > > 8> Jim Bob, lying in wait on the outskirts of Memphis with a case > of Bud and a supersoaker. > > 7> Rosie Ruiz takes flame in NYC -- appears 30 minutes later in > Atlanta. > > 6> Drive-by goosings. > > 5> Torchbearers driven insane by repeated playing of the "Chariots > of Fire" theme. > > 4> Torch-jackings in urban areas. > > 3> Crazed hippie terrorists replace Olympic Torch with new Olympic > Bong. > > 2> Male runners repeatedly get lost and refuse to stop for directions. > > > and the Number 1 Problem Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route... > > > 1> Obnoxious drunks who run up and yell, "No, I meant a BUD light!"