From zink@ses.com Fri Apr 3 08:19:53 1998 Date: Wed, 1 Apr 1998 21:04:30 -0600 (CST) From: Ken Zink To: Allen Moody , Angela Zink , Bruce Wellborn , Catherine Rearick , Chuck Williams , Connie A Zapolski , Dallas Webster , David Quinn , Doug Cooper , Jean Ott , Karen Sem <76061.3567@COMPUSERVE.COM>, Lori Glaze , Mary Quinn , Milton Zapolski , Richard Birke , Sandra Zink , Sissy Talbot , Steve Ott , Szifra Birke , Terry Glaze Cc: SES Humor -- Allan Clarke , Ida Jeppesen , James Stojanik , Joe Heiser , John Burton , Nina Lauderdale , Patrick Ray , Rick Alan , Yevette Thornton Subject: Humor - Man/woman difference The difference between men and women in one paragraph: A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road in the opposite direction. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.