>From:          "Liz D. DeBiase" <WIRT/LIZD>
>To:            don
>Date:          Wed, 3 Jul 1996 12:09:21 +0000
>Subject:       funnies
>
>Top 10 Things a Man Would Never Say:
>
>10.     I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
>9.       While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
>8.        I think hairy butts are sexy.
>7.       Her boobs are just too big.
>6.       Sometimes I just want to be held
>5.       That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
>4.       Sure, I'd love to wear a condom
>3.       We haven't been to a mall in ages.  Let's go shopping and 
>           I'll hold your purse.
>2.       Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
>1.       I think we're lost.  Let's pull over and alk for directions
>
>
>Top 10 Things a Woman Would Never Say:
>
>10.     Could our relationship be more physical?  I'm tired of just 
>           being friends
>9.        I think hairy butts are sexy.
>8.        Hey, get a whiff of that one.
>7.        Please don't throw that old T-shirt away.  The hole in the 
>           armpit  is too cute.
>6.        This diamond is way too big.
>5.        I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to 
>           swallow.
>4.        Wow, it really is 14 inches.
>3.        Does this make my butt look too small?
>2.        Screw Murphy Brown, let's watch Monday Night Football
>1.        I'm wrong, you must be right again.