>The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
>
>by Alan Meiss, ameiss@indiana.edu
>
>
> ----------       -----------              -------------------       -------
>| Are there| No  | Are there | "What's a  | Are there clothes | No  |  Buy  |
>|clothes in|---->|clothes in |  hamper?"  | strewn in random  |---->|  more |
>| dresser? |     |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|     |clothes|
> ----------       -----------              -------------------       -------
>     | Yes             | Yes                       | Yes
>     +---------------------------------------------
>     |
>     V
> ---------------
>| Take whatever |
>|   is on top   |
> ---------------           ------------------------
>     |                    |                        |
>     V                    V                        |
> --------  No         ---------               -----------
>|   Is   |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh"  |  Spray    |
>|   it   | Not sure  |  smell  |------------>|   with    |
>| clean? |---------->|  test   |             | deodorant |
> --------             ---------               -----------
>     | Yes                | "Not bad"
>     +--------------------
>     |
>     V
> --------------                    ---------                -------------
>|For underwear:| "Which ones are  |Will they| "I may get   |Place item on|
>|Are there many|   for my legs?"  |   be    |  arrested."  | dirty pile; |
>|    holes?    |----------------->| visible?|------------->| start over  |
> --------------                    ---------                -------------
>     | No                              | No
>     +---------------------------------
>     |
>     V
> ---------        ------------        -----------------------------------
>|  Is it  | Yes  |   Do you   | Yes  |But would you rather have a tick on|
>|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->|  your eyeball than iron a shirt?  |
> ---------        ------------        -----------------------------------
>     | No              | No                           | Yes
>     +------------------------------------------------
>     |
>     V
> --------  Kinda             -------       ---------
>|  Does  |----------------->| Is it | No  | Seek the|
>|   it   | "Does it what?"  |  dark |---->|advice of|
>| match? |----------------->|  out? |     | a female|
> --------                    -------       ---------
>     | Yes                      | Yes
>     +--------------------------
>     |
>     V
> ----------
>|  Put on  |
>| clothes! |
> ----------