>     Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: 472.  One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write
>     WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle, ...
>
>
>     Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs
>     burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to
>     make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
>
>
>     Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and
>     has assigned your request Service Number 39712.  Please use this
>     number for any future reference to this light bulb issue.  As soon as
>     a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.
>
>
>     Q: How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a
>     light bulb?
>
>     A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be
>     working fine.  Can you tell me what kind of system you have?  Ok.
>     Now, exactly how dark is it?  Ok, there coulb be four or five things
>     wrong...have you tried the light switch?
>
>
>     Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: Three.  Two holding the ladder and one to screw the light bulb into
>     a faucet.
>
>
>     Q: How many Microsoft Vice Presidents does it take to change a light
>     bulb?
>
>     A: Eight.  One to change the bulb, and seven to make sure Microsoft
>     gets $2.00 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
>
>
>     Q: How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the
>     problems.
>
>
>     Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office...
>
>
>     Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: You're still thinking procedurally.  A properly designed light bulb
>     object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class,
>     so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.
>
>
>     Q: How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: It depends on how many burned out bulbs he brought with him.
>
>
>     Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: One, but he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him
>     as it would have been for a Macintosh user.
>
>
>     Q: How many Apple Newtons does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: Foux!  There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.
>
>
>     Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>     A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness (TM) as the new
>     industry standard.



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