From zink@ses.com Fri Aug 6 08:04:57 1999 Date: Thu, 05 Aug 1999 19:09:00 -0500 From: Ken Zink To: Allen Moody , Angela Zink , Bruce Wellborn , Catherine Rearick , Chuck & Myrna Williams , Dallas Webster , David Quinn , "Douglas A. Cooper" , "James C. Patterson" , Jean Ott , Jeff Zink , Joanne McFall , Joe Heiser , John Burton , karen@ses.com, Lane Newell , Lori Glaze , Marilyn , Mark Willis , Mary Quinn , Milton Zapolski , Pat Ray , Richard Birke , Russell Turpin , Sandra Zink , Sissy_Talbot@tivoli.com, Sheryl Alexander , Steve Ott , Szifra Birke , Terry Glaze , Tricia Brown , Yevette , Allan Clarke , Nina Lauderdale , Wayne Hausmann Cc: zink@ses.com Subject: Humor? - Rules for kids Charles Sykes is the author of "Dumbing Down Our Kids". He volunteered the following advice to high school and college graduates. It is a list of eleven things kids do not learn in school. In his book, he talks about how the feel good politically-correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality, and set them up for failure in the real world. It seems to me these rules have also been forgotten (or never learned) by many adults. Rule 1 - Life is not fair; get used to it. Rule 2 - The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 - You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 - If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. Rule 5 - Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger-flipping; they called it opportunity. Rule 6 - If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7 - Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. Rule 8 - Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grade; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This, of course, doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9 - Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time. Rule 10 - Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Rule 11 - Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.