Subject: Humor - Farm Boy

A young farm boy comes down to breakfast and his mother asks if he has
done his chores.

"No," he groans.

Mom replies, "You know the rule. No breakfast until the chores are
done."

The lad proceeds to the barn yard and feeds the chickens. To emphasize
his resentment, he kicks a chicken across the yard. Then he feeds the
cows. For good measure he kicks ol' Bessie. On to the pigs. Slops, then
kicks Porky in the ribs.

When he returns to the house for breakfast, his mother sets a bowl of
cold dry cereal in front of him. The boy is obviously confused and asks,
"Where's my bacon and eggs? Where is my milk?"

Mom says, "Since you kicked the chicken, you get no eggs. For kicking
the cow, you get no milk and for kicking the pig, you won't be getting
any bacon.

About that time, Dad comes down the stairs, and gives the cat a boot
just for fun.

The boy looks at his dad, then at his mother, and asks, "Do you want to
tell him, or should I?"