Subject: Ice Fishing

Heard this the other day; thought you guys might enjoy, but maybe you've
heard it.

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An aggie hears that ice fishing is a good this winter, so decides to
give it a try.

He walks out on the ice, sets down his stool and his Thermos, and pulls
out his axe. After a couple of good chops, he hears a booming
voice:"There Are NO Fish Under The Ice."

He stops and looks around, puzzled.

In a moment, he shrugs, picks up his stuff, moves a little way, sets it
down, and prepares to start a new hole.  Again the voice: "THERE ARE NO
FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Again he looks around, puzzled.

Again he shrugs, picks up his stuff, moves a little way further and
prepares to begin fishing. This time the voice is very loud: "*THERE*
*ARE* *NO* *FISH* *UNDER* *THE* *ICE*"

He looks around, very perplexed, and shouts at the darkness, "Who is
that?"

"THE RINK MANAGER"