Subject: [Fwd: Tea and Beer]

> The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference,
> and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies
> decide to have a drink together at a bar.
>
> The president of naturally Budweiser orders a Bud, the president of
> Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the
> list.
>
> Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to
> everybody's amazement, he orders tea!
>
>     "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask suspiciously,
>      wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrasing secret.
>
>     "Naah," replies Guinness. "If you guys aren't going to drink
>      beer, then neither will I."