From lehr@ses.com Thu Aug 14 10:19:36 1997 Date: Thu, 14 Aug 1997 10:07:33 -0500 From: Ted Lehr To: lclstaff@ses.com Subject: here's something funny No, not me ..... -- Ted Lehr SES Inc. 4301 Westbank Dr. Building A Austin, TX 78746 http://www.ses.com (512) 425 - 5173 [ Part 2: "Included Message" ] Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 18:04:49 +0000 From: Jim Quinlan To: Ted Lehr , DPA Subject: (Fwd) Tenure > Why God never got tenure . . . > > 1. Only one major publication > > 2. ... in Hebrew > > 3. ... no references > > 4. It was not published in a refereed journal. > > 5. There are some doubts he wrote it himself. > > 6. It may be true he created the world, but what has he done since > then? > > 7. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his > results. > > 8. Never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human > subjects. > > 9. When the experiment went awry, tried to cover it be drowning > subjects. > > 10. When subjects did no not behave as predicted, deleted them from > sample. > > 11. Rarely came to class and just told students to read the book. > > 12. Expelled the first two students for learning too much. > > 13. Only had ten requirements, but most of his students failed them. > > 14. Office hours infrequent and usually held on a mountain top. > Jim Quinlan e-mail: quinlanj@ix.netcom.com