From zink@ses.com Wed Nov 5 13:16:38 1997 Date: Wed, 5 Nov 1997 11:39:19 -0600 (CST) From: Ken Zink To: humor@ses.com Cc: Allen Moody , Bruce Wellborn , Cathy Rearick , Connie A Zapolski , David Quinn , Doug Cooper , Jean Ott , "Karen Sem (Compuserve)" <76061.3567@COMPUSERVE.COM>, "Lori Glaze (NASA Goddard)" , Mary Quinn , "Richard Birke (Willamette Univ.)" , Sandra Zink , Sissy Talbot , "Steve Ott (AOL)" , Szifra Birke , Chuck Williams Subject: Humor - What they say vs what they mean What girls say ...what they mean ------------------------ ---------------------------------- Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. I just need some space ...without you in it Can you help me with my If I keep whining, the fool will do homework? it for me. Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard I just do not want a boyfriend I just do not want (you as) a boy- now friend I don't know; what do you want I can't believe that you have to do? nothing planned Come here My puppy does this too I like you but... I don't like you You never listen You never listen We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get this over with I'm just going out with the We are gonna get sloppy and make girls. fun of you and you friends There's no one else I am doing your brother Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm =========================================================================== What guys say... ...What they mean... -------------------------------------------------------------------- It is just orange juice, 3 more shots, and she'll have her try it legs around my head. She's kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue I don't know if I like her She won't blow me I need you My hand is tired I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all week. I really want to get to know you ...so I can tell my friends about better it How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small? other boyfriends? You're the only girl I've ever You are the only girl who has not cared about rejected me I want you back ...for tonight anyway We've been through so much If it was not for you, I never together would have lost my virginity I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good No, I do not want to dance Shoot! She'll know that I have a right now hard-on The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times for another 24 hours I am different from all the I am not circumcised other guys