Subject: Humor - Top 13 Gay TV characters The Top 13 Reasons Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Character is Gay 13> Fonzie: has an "office" in the men's room and always tells guys to "sit on it." 12> If you're drunk enough, "Homer Simpson" sounds kinda like "homosexual." 11> Popeye: Vegetarian. Bodybuilder. Dresses like one of the Village People. "Girlfriend" has no visible breasts. You connect the dots, Chester. 10> Batman & Robin: They caress a bust, which reveals a pole that they wrap themselves around and slide down which strips them of their clothes and puts them in rubber suits and... Okay, maybe Falwell's got something here. 9> Alex Trebek: Lives with his mom and knows *way* too much about Broadway Musicals and potpourri. 8> "Shhhh, be vewy vewy wightous! I'm hunting a naked opewa-wuving wabbit!" 7> Will from "Will & Grace": Not because the character is openly gay, but because if he were straight, he'd go by "Bill" and smoke cigars. 6> That Peter Jennings character on "ABC World News Tonight" is thin, neat and obsessed with the sex life of a guy named Bill. 5> Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble: Fur house dresses? C'mon! 4> Check the reruns closely: Woody lives up to his name whenever Norm walks into the bar. 3> The letters in "The Teletubbies" can be rearranged to read, "He bites eel butt." 2> "Dr. Quinn, Lesbian Woman" Number 1 Reason Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Character is Gay... 1> David Hasselhoff: 147 episodes of "Baywatch" with nary an erection.