Last year on Father's Day, my son gave me something I've always
wanted: the keys to my car !!!
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My dad used to play games with me. He used to throw me in the
air -- and walk away.
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"What were your father's last words ?"
"He had no last words. My mother was with him to the end!"
                                              ( Milton Berle )
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Father's Day is a holiday on which the family takes time out to
remember the forgotten man !
                                              ( Milton Berle )
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is
soap - on - a - rope.
                                              ( Bill Cosby )
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Father's Day is a holiday when your son lets you wear your
new necktie first.
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I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to
find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
                                              ( Harry S Truman )
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A father lectured his son on the real values of life. The father said,
"We were put on Earth to help others."
The boy said, "What are the others here for?"
                                              ( Milton Berle )
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"Son, when I was your age, I used to be thrilled just to get a piece
of dry bread for dinner."
"Gee, Dad, you're much better off living with us, aren't you?"
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Father's Day always worries me. I'm afraid I'll get something I
can't afford.
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Do you know what I got for Father's Day? The bills for Mother's
Day !!!
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I'm getting my father something he never had before -- a Job !!!
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Father's Day is the day when father goes broke giving his family
money so they can surprise him with gifts he doesn't need.
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We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become
parents.
                                               ( Henry Ward Beecher )
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There are two stages for parents -- when your children ask all the
questions and when they think they know all the answers.
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Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they
have never failed to imitate them.
                                                ( James Baldwin )
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Example is not the main thing in influencing others; It is the only
thing.
                                                ( Albert Schweitzer )
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Every family should have three children. If one turns out to be a
genius, the other two can support him / her.