From claire@ses.com Wed Jul 10 13:33:15 1996 Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 11:54:45 -0500 From: Claire Moore To: clarke@ses.com, palmer@ses.com, mitch@ses.com, webster@ses.com, ellis@ses.com, dwayne@ses.com, neuse@ses.com, marke@ses.com Subject: When God decided to destroy the Earth (fwd) >Return-Path: >Received: from nashua.arrowsmith.com by ses.com (4.1/SMI-4.1) > id AA04420; Wed, 10 Jul 96 10:38:01 CDT >Received: from ccmail.arrowsmith.com by nashua.arrowsmith.com with SMTP > (1.37.109.16/16.2) id AA263623308; Wed, 10 Jul 1996 10:41:48 -0500 >Received: from ccMail by ccmail.arrowsmith.com (SMTPLINK V2.11 PreRelease 4) > id AA837020502; Wed, 10 Jul 96 10:41:34 CST >X-UIDL: 837013103.000 >Date: Wed, 10 Jul 96 10:41:34 CST >From: Ellen_Schiver@ccmail.arrowsmith.com >Message-Id: <9606108370.AA837020502@ccmail.arrowsmith.com> >To: claire@ses.com >Subject: When God decided to destroy the Earth (fwd) > > This is worth a grin... > > >______________________________ Forward Header __________________________________ >Subject: When God decided to destroy the Earth (fwd) >Author: John McCormick at INTERNET >Date: 7/10/96 10:34 AM > > >Forwarded message: >>From GVHughes@aol.com Wed Jul 3 16:55:54 PDT 1996 >Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 19:53:49 -0400 >From: GVHughes@aol.com >Message-Id: <960703195348_348165394@emout18.mail.aol.com> >To: Clell_Adams@ccgate.genrad.com, Hughes88@aol.com, derek@sdd.hp.com, > 102116.474@compuserve.com, Brian.Hughes@ccmailsmtp.ast.com, > r.ranger@worldnet.att.net (robert), SWEETEMS1@aol.com, DLSons@amoco.com, > jblaine@umr.edu, ASCDavy@aol.com, 103307.2002@compuserve.com, > ChinnM@qtron.com, GRoughStam@aol.com, jmccorm@sdd.hp.com, > 76307.363@compuserve.com, JDWOLL@aol.com, 73740.435@compuserve.com, > Cyril.Faivre@utbm.fr, Stromenger@aol.com, WarfordG@aol.com, > FSanClemente@msn.com >Subject: When God decided to destroy the Earth > >One day God decided he was fed up with humanity, and the earth in general so >he planned to destroy it. Before he did, he called together Bill Clinton, >Boris Yeltsin, & Bill Gates and told them he'd had it and was going to >destroy the earth next week. > >Well, the three men returned to their homes and each called a meeting. > Clinton told congress, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is >that there is a God. The bad news is he's going to destroy the earth next >week." > >Yeltsin told his parliament, "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news >is there is a God. The worse news is he's going to destroy the earth next >week." > >Bill Gates told his employees, "I have good news and better news. The good >news is that God thinks I'm one of the three most important men in the world. > The better news is that we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows95." > >Thought you might appreciate that one. > > > >