From ted@ses.com Mon Sep 13 08:42:20 1999 Date: Mon, 13 Sep 1999 07:52:24 -0500 From: Ted Lehr To: felicia@ses.com, clarke@ses.com Subject: [Fwd: [Fwd: Corporate Lessons]] -- Ted Lehr SES Inc. 4301 Westbank Dr., Building A Austin, TX 78746 Voice: (512) 425 - 5173 Email: lehr@ses.com Fax: (512) 327 - 6646 Web: http://www.ses.com/ [ Part 2: "Included Message" ] Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999 08:53:10 -0500 From: lehr To: lehr@ses.com Subject: [Fwd: Corporate Lessons] [ Part 2.2: "Included Message" ] Date: Thu, 19 Aug 1999 08:07:05 -0400 From: Czeslaw Sornat To: igaa , jrlehr@ibm.net, AAPYREK@aol.com, Milan15@aol.com, pkarrer123@yahoo.com, chlistun@aquila.ichp.waw.pl Subject: Corporate Lessons CORPORATE LESSONS ************************ Lesson Number One ************************ A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit noticed the crow, and asked, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered, "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral Of The Story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. ************************** Lesson Number Two *************************** When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Moral Of The Story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.