> CONFUCIOUS SAY: > > "PASSIONATE KISS LIKE SPIDER'S WEB - SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF > FLY" > > "BASEBALL IS WRONG, MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK." > > "WOMAN WHO WEARS G-STRING, HIGH ON CRACK." > > "WIFE WHO PUT HUSBAND IN DOGHOUSE SOON FIND HIM IN CAT > HOUSE." > > "MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY, GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT." > > "IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD A CRIB, BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL > IT." > > "MAN WHO BOUNCE WOMAN ON BED SPRING THIS SPRING HAVE > OFFSPRING NEXT SPRING." > > "A MAN WITH HIS HANDS IN POCKETS FEELS FOOLISH, BUT A MAN > WITH HOLES IN POCKETS FEELS NUTS."