Subject: Humor - Why Cats are Better Than Men

Why Cats Are Better Than Men.....

1. Cats clean themselves every day.
2. A cat matures as it grows older.
3. Cats rarely miss their litter box.
4. Cats don't hog the covers.
5. Cats are inexpensive.
6. Back hair on cats is cute.
7. Cats listen without interruptions.
8. Cats only use one dish.
9. Cats don't leave whiskers in the sink.
10. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
11. Cats comfort you when you are sick.
12. Cats rarely fart.
13. Cats don't leave the toilet seat up.
14. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.
15. Cats won't crush you when they sit on your lap.
16. Cats are usually up to date on their shots.
17. Cats keep your ears warm at night.
18. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
19. If a cat doesn't come home for a few days, you don't have to worry
    about AIDS.
20. A cat is loyal.
21. Cats always greet you when you get home.
22. Cats are more intelligible in the morning.
23. A cat's idea of a good game is a string on a stick, and that only
    lasts about 30 minutes.
24. Cats don't come with in-laws.
25. Each of a cat's nin lives is worthwhile.
26. Cats can entertain themselves without magazines (unless they are
    ripping the pages.)
27. Cats only scratch themselves because of fleas.
28. Cats can see in the dark; men just usually fumble around until they
    find something that feels nice.
29. Cats actually think with their heads.
30. "Meow" is never a lie.
31. Men are sometimes pigs, but cats are always cats.
32. They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will
    stop when it gets in.
33. It's more amusing to watch a cat try and deal with a piece of tape
    stuck on its paw than to watch a man do anything.
34. Cats don't go bald with age and try to comb it over.
35. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 35 cents.
36. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.
37. Cats can't show love without meaning it.
38. Cats are always cute.
39. The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is food, water, and a
    clean litter box.
40. Cats won't invite friends over for beer and a game when you are
    gone.
41. Cats know what kindness is.
42. Cats don't belch complete sentences.