|>Not long ago and not far away Santa was getting ready for his annual
|>trip...but there were problems every where... four of the elves got
|>sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the
|>regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being
|>behind schedule....then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to
|>visit...this stressed Santa even more...when he went to harness the
|reindeer
|>he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped
|the >fence and were out heaven knows where...more stress.
|>
|>And then, when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards on the
|>sleigh cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered all
|>the toys...so, frustrated Santa went into the house for a cup of
|>coffee and a shot of whiskey...but he found that the elves had hit the
|>liquor cupboard and there was nothing there to drink...and in his
|>frustration he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of
|>little pieces all over the kitchen floor... he went to get the broom
|>and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
|>Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the
|>door...he opened the door and there was a little angel with a great
|>big Christmas tree. And the angel said: Santa, where would you like me to
|>put this Christmas tree??
|>
|>And that, my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the
|>Christmas tree..