Subject: How to be Annoying How to be Annoying -Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". -Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. -Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. -Honk and wave to strangers. -Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". -Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. -Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode. -Staple papers in the middle of the page. -ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. -only type in lowercase. -dont use any punctuation either Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. -Repeat everything someone says as a question. -Repeat everything someone says as a question? -Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador". -Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. -Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One". -Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. -Finish the 99 bottles of beer on the wall song. -Name your dog "Dog". -Ask people what gender they are. -Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." -Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. -Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot". -Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. -Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. -Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. -Chew on pens that you've borrowed. -Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy". -Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles". -Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.