Subject: Ghosts

1200 persons attended the recent Worldwide Psychic Society conference.

Moderator: "How many attendees believe in ghosts?"
(Over 80% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have actually seen a ghost?"
(58% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many believe that a ghost can be solid?"
(23% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever physically touched a ghost?"
(3% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever had sex with a ghost?"
(After some pause one lonely hand at the back of the hall went up)

Moderator:  "May I ask where you are from, sir?"
Attendee:   "I am from Texas A&M University"

Moderator:  "And you say you've had sex with a ghost?"
Attendee:   " Oh, I thought you said "goat."